Halloween greeting cards messages

What to Write in a Halloween Card

As Halloween approaches, it will soon be time to write in Halloween cards. Halloween card messages provide the opportunity to have fun, be creative, or just show your corny humor.

Here are some fun things to write in a Halloween card.

Happy Howl-o-ween!
I am dying to have a great Halloween with you. Happy Halloween!
You're one of my favorite Halloween monsters!
The skeleton laughed at this Halloween card message. It tickled his funny bone.
Have a killer Halloween!
The dentist knows that the scariest thing that can happen on Halloween night is eating all the candy without brushing your teeth.
Gho-stylin' this Halloween. Wear some spooky BOOts.
I'm not scared on Halloween, because I know I have you to make me smile.
Even those who are merely beautiful on the inside can be adored on Halloween.
Halloween may be a spooky night, but I'll enjoy it no matter what since I'll be with you.
It's fun to be with your 'fiends' on Halloween!
The three c's of Halloween real estate are candy, candy, and candy!
Even though Halloween isn't as fun at a nudist colony, it can still be scary.
The trick for getting a treat for Halloween is to be a little naughty without being too evil.
If you wear your mask to the grocery store, you can get discounted candy on November 1st.
I love this holiday almost as much as my dentist loves this holiday.

You can use these Halloween messages as funny Facebook status updates or as SMS text messages for Halloween. Use these to help you make up jokes for Halloween. Enjoy your Halloween and write a great Halloween message.

Quotes for Halloween Cards

Quotes work well for just about any kind of card message, and below are some specific Halloween quotes that will work well in a card. Many times, a quote may be appropriate to stand alone as the entire message. Other times, adding a little extra personal wording can spice up a quote or give it needed context.

I’m a good witch most of the time.
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. -Erma Bombeck
If the broom fits, ride it.
There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.
I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. -Unknown
Unable are the loved to die, for love is immortal. -Emily Dickenson
Eat, drink and be scary. -Unknown
Carpe Noctem (Seize the Night)
Get your candy on! -Unknown
Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. -Steve Almond
This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. -Conan O'Brien
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! -Sandra J. Dykes
Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold. -Judith Olney

Halloween Poems

Besides quotes, poems make great additions to greeting cards. Here are some Halloween poems that might work well for a longer style message.

Wishing you lots of Halloween fun,
And that you eat all the candy you can.
If you get scared try not to run,
Because the monster is just a man.
-Blake Flannery

Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen,
Voices whisper in the trees, "Tonight is Halloween!"
-Dexter Kozen

From ghoulies and ghosties
And long-leggedy beasties
And things that go bump in the night,
Good Lord, deliver us!
-Scottish Saying
Dress up and play the part.
Hold out your bag to be stuffed.
Just don’t do it at Wal-Mart,
Or you might end up hand-cuffed.
-Blake Flannery
When witches go riding,
and black cats are seen,
the moon laughs and whispers,
‘tis near Halloween.
-Unknown

Silent phantoms of the night
In their robes of ghostly white
They are always to be seen
On the night of Halloween
-Unknown