Funny Birthday Card Greetings

Our website offers a great number of the funniest and most hilarious birthday quotes for family members or friends, co-workers, lovers, young and old people. A good relationship is preserved and strengthened through birthday wishes.

Although birthday wishes come in numerous forms, they only have a single essence and purpose and those are to express love and serenity to one another especially on their special day and even just on simple days. Birthday quotes are also at times funny birthday wishes. An unknown author once quipped “Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.” Astronaut John Glenn said what so many people feel about remembering the day of birth with “For all the advances in medicine there’s still no cure for the common birthday”. Brigitte Bardot however had a different take on the day “It’s sad to grow old, but nice to ripen.” We especially offer birthday wishes collections that can be joined together with birthday cards and birthday gifts. You may pick your most liked birthday greetings from religious to funny. You can scribble them on birthday invitations and cards or email them to your friends and share them on Facebook for free. We have a wide selection of happy birthday quotes and wishes. If it is an inspiring Happy Birthday quote that you are searching for a special someone, then search no further. Give at your friends a memorable experience on their birthdays and put a smile on their faces with these funny birthday quotes. No matter how you send birthday wishes the best gift to offer is always an open heart and a smile.

• A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it. – By R. C. Ferguson
• Age is a number and yours is unlisted. – By Unknown
• Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – By Jack Benny
• Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. – By Daniel Francois Esprit Auber
• A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. – By Unknown Author

• Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. – By Rev. Larry Lorenzoni

• The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. – By H. Prochnow

• They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. – By Unknown Author

• They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much. – By Malcolm Cowley
• Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. – By Robert Frost
• When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. – By Mark Twain
• Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. – By Tom Wilson
• You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – By Bob Hope
• As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. – By Sir Norman Wisdom
• Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. – By Herbert Asquith
• A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. – By Robert Frost
• A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – By Erma Bombeck
• Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. – By Unknown Author
• First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down. – By Leo Rosenberg
• For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. – By John Glenn
• Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed. – By Anthony Powell
• I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. – By Eva Gabor
• I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now. – By Unknown Author
• I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do. – By Phyllis Diller
• If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself. – By Ubie Blake
• If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. – By Euripedes
• Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened. – By Jennifer Yane
• It’s sad to grow old, but nice to ripen. – By Brigitte Bardot
• Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. – By Charles Schultz

• Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. – By Mary Schmich
• Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life. – By Robert Southey
• Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty. – By Joan Rivers
• We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it. – By Unknown Author
• Another birthday? Don’t let it get you down. After all, you’re still winning our race to the grave, old man.
• There is still no cure for the common birthday. – By John Glenn
• Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – By Ogden Nash
• Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age. – By Richard Armour
• Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it. – By Golda Meir
• Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. – By Maurice Chevalier
• Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. – By Dave Barry, Your Disintegrating Body, Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990