Make your own Bingo

The biggest night in movies is this Sunday. The 87th Oscars will be presented to the year's best in film. Some may find the three (or more) hour telecast to be a bore, I kinda like seeing the Hollywood spectacle.

I have something for those of you who tend to doze off while the winner for Best Documentary Short Film thanks their third grade school teacher. Popular website to retrieve your unique BINGO game card. You'll have to complete a CAPTCHA to prove you're not a robot but that's a small chore. You will be given a card with a unique serial code.

Each square on your BINGO - I mean, OSCAR - card mentions a unique event that may or may not happen. The usual FREE space is "the band plays someone off during their acceptance speech, " something that happens every year.

I already have my card and I'm excited by my prospects. Some of the slots on mine are lead pipe cinches like "an actress shows too much cleavage." Others seem remote possibilities, like "Keaton brandishes a gun on stage, " but I have my fingers crossed. After all, the ambiguous "Keaton" could be either Michael or Diane. (They should give bonus points for a Michael versus Diane duel.) I've included my card below as a sample.

Apparently there are only 10, 000 unique cards to be had so hurry and secure yours. The . John and I had made it a tradition of live-tweeting the Oscars with our snarky commentary. Hopefully you can join in and offer your own funny observations.